What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

What did Delaware? A coat.

Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

Whats green? The color green.

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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