Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

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Where do cows go for entertainment? Nowhere, most are slaughtered, processed, and eaten by humans.

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What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

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What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

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Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

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Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

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What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

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Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

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a man walked into a bar....

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

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A Chinese kid fails his math test.

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one being irish and the other chinese. now they both happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china, where as the chinese man had not committed any crime.

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Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

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life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

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Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

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