- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 one years old to be in a bar.

a black is sexuel but a white nothin without a car.i mean im nothin i dont have a car i mean realy where do you get a car?its awesome but stupid.

What's worse then the Boston bombing? The Texas bombing, considering Texas is a much bigger region then Boston.

An Asian, a white man and a black man were running in a race. The Asian won and the black man came second due to his lack of training and motivation over the past couple of months.

Dude, i know this guy, who knew this guy named Ben, who knew this guy named Valen, who knew this guy named Chad and he said.... Ben's Dead.

Why did FiddleBob Joe chuck a stick of butter out the window? Because he wanted to see a butter fly

What do you call a black guy that has a big white coat, an assortment of knives and a couple of women working for him? A doctor

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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