- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

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