a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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there once was a frog with no leggs

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What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

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Yo momma so fat she's obese.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

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why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

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What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

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ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

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a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

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What's round and orangey? An orange.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

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Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

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AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

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A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

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What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

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how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

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why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

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Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

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tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

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Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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