A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

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A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

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Men

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How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

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Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

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Darude- Sandstorm

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Why did the blond fall down? She died.

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What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

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why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

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What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

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Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

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What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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One below was by me: Walter H

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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A lawyer met with his client and said.. well, there is some good news and some bad news The bad news is that you're going to prison for life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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