- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

A christian, a Muslim, and a Jew walked into a bar... Then the Muslim shoots the Jew and blows himself up.

Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

A guy walks into a restaurant.... He ordered his meal , got desert and left a nice tip based off a percentage of his final bill.

What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

What is white and square? A ping pong block

the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

Your Mother

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

Q: Were did suzy go after the explosion? A: Everywere

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

this is stupid .... yep

Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

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