Whats funnier than a dead baby?... a dead baby dressed as a clown whats funnier than that?... A pile of dead babies dreesed as clowns Whats funnier than that?... that the baby in the bottom of the pile is alive.

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sir ya look like ron weasly hhahahahaha LEL

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Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

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Why did the boy trip? A small explosion in the center of the earth caused by a hobo created a tsunami, causes a seagull to fly off in alarm. The seagull lands on a Smart Car, causing it to crash, which sends a signal off to a satellite in space. Because of this, a massive earthquake occurs. Oh, and the boy? There was a bowl of soup left carelessly on the ground.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

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what did the bot get for his birthday? .. men!

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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why did the blonde get caught shop lifting? she wasnt a very good theif

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Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

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If somebody chucks skittles at you saying taste the frickin rainbow Run over them with a car and say "NationWide is on your side!!! ????

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Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

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How many omish people did it take to screw in a lightbulb.

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Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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What's worse than getting tripped? Getting shot.

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what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

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A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

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What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

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An Asian man fails a math test

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Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

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What do you get when you mix 5 bottles of beer, a bottle of vodka, 3 glasses of red wine, and 15 jello shots? Alcohol poisoning.

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Two eggs are in a frying pan. One egg says to the other, "Gee, it's getting hot in here!" The other one says, "Shit, a talking egg!!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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