Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

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wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

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Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

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How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

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What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

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why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

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What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

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No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

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a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

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Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

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Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

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A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

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How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

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a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

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Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

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This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

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epic win?

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What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

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God said onto john "come forth and receive eternal life" john came fifth and received a toaster.

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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