how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

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Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

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how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

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why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

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How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

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Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

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What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

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How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

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what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

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What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

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How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

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why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

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So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

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You bumder!

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Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

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