Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

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What should someone do if they are Le Zirk? Have a zirk. THEN FIRE THE ZIRKKK!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a human profession, and the other is a type of fish.

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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Why did the little boy drop his ice-cream? He was run over by a bus and died instantly.

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Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

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Why did the n i g g e r steal money? because he was black! and wanted a KFC thanksgiving! :)

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What a person such as you would say. Anyway, did you notice how I started by emulating your way of typing, spelling, spacing and so on?

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Why did the cow cross the road? It was escorted by its owner to get to the slaughter-house.

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Take one: "What kind of assho... Take two "What kind of awesome people with no dignit..." Take three: "What kind of awesome people with most dignified self image would use this piece of shit s... Final take What kind of awesome people with most dinified self image would use this RETARDED PIECE OF MOLTEN SHlT SITE FROM FUCKING HELL?" Moral: "Technically I do not use it, I abuse it just like I did your mom... Hey, I am your dad by the way, that gives me the right to rape you whenever I want" NeroMetal I once fisted a velociraptor to death (I do not mean punching it in the face here if you think thats something), but that's not metal... I cant for the fuck bother to find out how to spell the fucking dinosaurs name... Now that is metal...

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What did the rapist say before the little girl got in the van? Get in the van

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what did the cat say to the monkey meow then he got hit by a car

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why did the onion fall out of the bag? ...there was a hole in the bag so the onion fell out

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Where do you send a Jew with ADD? A concentration camp.

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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What's white and bobs up and down in a babies crib? A pedophiles ass.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

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Sarah went to church one day and went into the confession booth with her pastor. He made sure nobody was in the church, and proceeded to allow her to confess. He didn't molest her. However, when Sarah got home her abusive stepfather beat her to death in an alcoholic rage and shot himself. It was on the news.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

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Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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