- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

A black man has a job.

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

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