What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

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whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

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One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

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Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

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what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

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how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

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A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

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how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

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A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

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How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

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old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

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What do you call a boy with one eye and no arms. -Mean names.

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was just born and usually a baby cries when its born, if it dosent it usually means something is wrong, so the mother was happy to hear her baby cry.

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Why was the man so hungry? Because he hadn't eaten in days.

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Q why did the kids make fun of timmy A because he was an android with al chunk of metal added accidentally where a real boys crotch would be. Bwilkster

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How many Jews can you fit inside a car? Legally somewhere between 2 and 9 depending on seat belt availability and passenger space.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? It didn't. Anyone who would believe that is a complete moron.

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What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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