Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

Justin Bieber

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

Why did the man die? He was old.

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

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