- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

Actually it was me Josh brown

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

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Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

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