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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

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