Roses are red, Violets are blue, I stole all your jokes, I stole this one too.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care what a chicken thinks?

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2 corpses are sitting on a bridge one fell down both are dead

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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A black guy, a Latino guy and an Asian guy all walk in a bar. What do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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roses are red pickles are green i like your legs and whats in between

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(kid is eating a round fruit) friend: Get me an apple too. Kid: I wish I could The kids friend later realizes that his friend was actually eating a peach.

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whats the difference between a bench and a mexican? a bench can support its family

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How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

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The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

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What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

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what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

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Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

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What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

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What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

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Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

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What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

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ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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