A: why did the kid run out of lead B: because his dad broke into his house raped his wife and stoll everything he owned

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A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

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Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

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what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

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Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

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A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

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What do you call a magic MAAAAAAAAAAAN? A magic man

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whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

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Why did the bird fall down? It got shot.

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

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A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

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What do you call a Jew A Jew

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3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

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Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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Q: What is the proper name for a female dog? A: Well there could be several names it could be a name on the collar in which case please look for the number so it can be returned to its owner. Another possibility is that it is a stray which you should either run for it could have a disease and you should just forget about the name then or take it in as your own and name it.

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Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

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Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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whats your budget like? a budget.

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Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

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What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

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Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. They both promptly drowned.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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