Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

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why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday

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Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

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If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

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Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

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Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

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A paralysed man falls over.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

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How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

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Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

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how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

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A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

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whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

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Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

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justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

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A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

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Why did the TV fall of a cliff? Because a nice man was donating it to the homeless shelter which hangs over a cliff. The man placed the TV in the back room on the floor. There was a weak spot on the floor and when the fattest homeless person walked over the floor, the floor broke which was a HUGE inconvenience because he TV and the fat man fell through the floor and over the cliff, luckily the TV was plugged in so it was hanging by the cord but an old lady with Alzheimer's forgot that there was a hole in the floor and unplugged the TV so she could clean the switches. In the end the TV fell off the cliff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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