Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

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Why is a Wesley a black man ? He licks tuna

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1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

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Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

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So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

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why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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What's the funniest thing about the holocaust? Nothing it wasn't a joke

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Why did the Quantum chicken cross the road? It was already on both sides.

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Just Replying to Brock Facebook request Brock you should know by now that i am at your school talk to me there. Plus i loved the kiss you gave me in science. Now that tested my chemistry. Hehe. Emma Brown xOxOxOxXXXXXoOOOOO

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(warning- this is sort of funny) A mom takes her son to cvs to pick up her pills. Son- Mom whats a pharmacists? Mom- well sweetie its a person who sells people drugs Monday Morning Teacher- Class, did you learn anything over the weekend? Son- Yah, i learned that my mommy has been taking me with her every week, to a person who sells drugs Later that week Teacher- Yes, hi, um your son has told me that you take him to buy drugs with you, i may have to call social services Mom- what? this is a misunderstanding, i go to a pharmacists to buy drugs. That evening Mom-what did you tell your teacher at school Son- you've been telling me that i go with you to buy drugs Mom- baby i need pills, well, because, im sick. Son- ohhhhhhhhhhhh ok At school Teacher- Billy ive called s.s on your mom, u will be living with foster parents Son- ohhhhhhhhhhhh ok Evening Police- ?Ms. Thackery, is this your student. Teacher- Yes Police- His mom has tradgicly died in a pool of tears after finding out YOU called s.s Mom- what? omg. DAMN Police- Im afraid u r under arrest for the cause of his mothers death Class- yayyyyyyy wooo hooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Billy Billy Billy Billy. hip hip hooray Teacher- Damn Son- mommy? Police- ur mommy's dead, sucks right sooooooo here's a box and ten bucks......... go live your life

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

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your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

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Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

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What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

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How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

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WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

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this is stupid .... yep

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If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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