- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You were born.

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

where is the world?

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

Cancer

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

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