- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

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