- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

84.52% of users disapprove of your post, plus or minus 3%.

What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

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