I've never seen your mother, so I won't make any vile suggestions concerning her weight.

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? He was shot in the back, knifed in the face, kicked in the groin, poo'd on by an alpaka, had frogs stapled to his face, his hair burnt off, pushed off a cliff, eaten by a scorpian, lost his arms legs and eyeballs, squashed by a hippo, ran over by a buss, truck and cement mixer, had cement poured on his frogs (that were stapled to his face), became morbidly obese, was raped by a chicken, was served as sauce at an italian resturant, was done by his mother's father's grandson, broke both of his detatched legs, crashed his car, went into a time machine and was crushed by a stegosaurous, had a lemon squesed in his detatched eyes, got high on cokeawana, was crushed to death by a garbage disposer and was rejected by the hobo at the shelter? no, actually, he tripped

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stephen hawking walks into a bar, and those who recognize him are shocked that he's no longer in his wheelchair, and approach him to let him know this, but it turns out they were wrong, it was just a man with similar facial features to stephen hawking.

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Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

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Abbie im pretty sure your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

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Two penguins are sitting in the bathtub, the first one says to the second one "pass the soap." The other penguin says," what do I look like a radio?"

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a beanch can support a family

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What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

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What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

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Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

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how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

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Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

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So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

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Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

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Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

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