Why can't the Mexican float? He never learned the proper technique as he was not allowed to take swim class.

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If a small quiz is a quizicle then what is a small test? A quiz.

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a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

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New groundbreaking research has just revealed today that a complex sentence can be used to manipulate the human mind, so in this sentence somewhere is a psychological amemphism that subconsciously hypnotises the mind into doing something within the next five seconds, and if you read this sentence over and over again, you might just spot it!

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Your mom is such a slut that your dad didn't even ask her if you were his biological child and raised you as if you were, regardless of what the dna results may suggest.

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What happen when a plane crash? Everyone on it died...

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why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

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How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

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What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

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Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

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wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

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A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

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Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

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What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

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This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

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What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

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Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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