your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

whats 2+2 equal? 4

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

haha black people :D

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

Why can't the Mexican float? He never learned the proper technique as he was not allowed to take swim class.

What happen when a plane crash? Everyone on it died...

If a small quiz is a quizicle then what is a small test? A quiz.

What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Your mom is such a slut that your dad didn't even ask her if you were his biological child and raised you as if you were, regardless of what the dna results may suggest.

a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

Why did Martian Luther King climb the mountain? Because there was a KFC on top

New groundbreaking research has just revealed today that a complex sentence can be used to manipulate the human mind, so in this sentence somewhere is a psychological amemphism that subconsciously hypnotises the mind into doing something within the next five seconds, and if you read this sentence over and over again, you might just spot it!

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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