- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wanna hear a better joke? casey.

What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

Is maynaise an instrument?

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

Vagina cream... end of story

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

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