- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

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