How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk! Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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My name is Jeff

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

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so how about that irline food

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

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Black people

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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