whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

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who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

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A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

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what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

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God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

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Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

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Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

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Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

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What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

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Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

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Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

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Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

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what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

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A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

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Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as this could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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Why did the boy cry? Because his mother died of a heart attack.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Did you hear the one about the HIV positive man that got rear-ended on the highway? The motorist behind him was distracted on his cell phone, and did not hit the breaks in time to stop.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it's goal was to get to the other side however unfortunately a giant gorilla picked up a car; threw it at a nearby building causing it to collapse; setting off a massive explosion causing all of the buildings on that side of the street to collapse. As the whole other side of the street was covered in rubble making it impossible for the chicken to get to the other side, so the chicken decided to turn around and go home.

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Why was the little boy crying? Well first off he is adopted. He then woke up and found out his pop star dad is dead. ..... His name is blinket.

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