how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

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Thanks, I admire your sincerity, and I am happy to see that I got a lot more in common with you, than with well, my nerdy and geeky friends, which are not reading this here and now unless they are going against their orders and messing up their own work schedule. I just want you to know that I have fallen in love with you Nero, and if that is a problem for you, please let me know ASAP.

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knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

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How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

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Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

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My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

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what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

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"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

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Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

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Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

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You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

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why did the chinken cross the rode? why? to get to the gay persons house. Knock, Knock. Who's there. the chicken.

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What does water taste like? Water

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You have 10 apples and 12 cabbages How many pizzas can you fit on the roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

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-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

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why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

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Vote this up

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Yo Mama just died.

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10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

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Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

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What did Washington say to California? WC

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why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

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The world blows up and everyone except for one man and his house make it out alive "Knock knock" "Whos there?" "Me" "Me who?" "Ummmm, its me, duh" It turns out the man was very bored and decided to go knock on his own door and tell knock knock jokes

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