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If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

Whats green? The color green.

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

have safe sex

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Drew Knowles is gay

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

ask me if im a door yes

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

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