- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's great about taking a shower with a twelve year old girl. Pulling her hair back and making her look like a six year old

whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

Q: Why do some women insist they don't have penises or testicles? All humans have penises and testicles! A: These women have been brainwashed by feminism. It's quite sad, really.

what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

How many Jews can you fit inside a car? Legally somewhere between 2 and 9 depending on seat belt availability and passenger space.

What happened to the guy that took to many lunesta pills? He fell asleep but he was glad it was the weekend or he would have been late for his job

What is the difference between a rabbit and a stick? One lives and one not.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Your Mum is soo fat.

What's black, white & red all over? A cow in a slaughter house.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

Knock knock

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

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