Why is Harry Potter fake Because its a movie

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A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

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Unconventional thinking Something else out of one: So sometimes I feel there is something I want right? But I don't feel like I deserve it yet or i hesitate although I fucking want it So I go home, decide to take my time before I decide to buy it, and sit my ass on a chair covered with spikes until I decide it is time to get it, Moral 1: You want to take the better decision but don't feel time is right? Some spikes up your ass is not only the perfect way to change your mind, but in this case an excellent metaphor to why you want to keep doing whats best for you. Moral best: Think if you could get all that time you spent hesitating back, would that not be awesome? What if you just stop hesitating now? Would that not be aweso... Go fuckyourself... Nerometal Fuck Neronism... Cool name though

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The other day a man came to my door. After I opened it, he told me, "I'm sorry, your mother is dead." He paused, then said, "Just kidding." "Actually," I told him, "my mom died two years ago of natural causes." He turned around and left, and I closed the door. All in all, it was a very confusing situation, and I'm not sure how I feel about it.

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this site is an antijoke

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Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

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Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

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Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

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What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

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What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

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a chinese man pays the full price

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hi dave

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whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

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How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

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There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

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Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

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