What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

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Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

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Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

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What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

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So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

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When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

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How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

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Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

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A little boy walks up to his father and asks his father to explain the birds and bees. The father then proceeds to rape the little boy.

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A guy walks into a restaurant. "What would you like?" says the waiter. "A glass of orange juice," replies the man.

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Whats brown and sticky? ..Poo

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Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

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How does Michael J. Fox mix his paint? He uses the paint mixing stick that is provided, for free, by most reputable hardware stores.

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A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

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What do you call a black man that cuts people up and takes their money? A surgeon.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You really can't, but you could grab it and shake it around so it looks like its dancing.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. I don't know, I've had a bad day, I can't think straight. Why do you keep asking me these questions? Always talking at me, everyday it's the same - why can't you just shut up?! I would be better off dead, then it would stop, this suffocating blackness. I need to escape...I'm going to do it tonight...pills, something like that...I don't care any longer. Goodbye.

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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What's worse than 100 dead babies stapled to a wall? 100 live babies stapled to the wall!!!

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I forgot what came after: Roses are Red Violets are Blue Too much anti jokes

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What do you call a book of notes? A notebook.

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It was the week of the school formal and a girl rang up her date and said I don't have a dress for the formal. He said ok the lets go out and buy one. So they went to the dress shop to buy one but the line was really, really long so they waited in the dress line for ages and ages until they finally got to the front, paid and walked out. As they did, the girl said well I suppose you need a suit, so they went to the suit shop, and again, the suit line was really long but they waited in the suit line and they finally got to the front, paid and walked out. Then the guy said, well if we want to go to the formal in style, then we will need a limo. So they went to the limo shop but the limo line was really long as well. But again, they waited in the limo line and they got to the front, paid and left. It was finally the night of the formal, she had her dress, he had his suit and they arrived in their limo. Everyone was having a great time and the the girl said to her partner, I'm a bit thirsty could you please get me a drink? So the guy went over to the drinks table and went to get a glass of punch but there was no punch line.

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