How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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Why was the kid mad? Because he died.

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What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

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Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

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What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

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2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

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What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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What did the man say to his doctor?

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What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

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how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

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What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

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A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

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What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

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How do you sneak Jews across the border? In an ashtray.

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New groundbreaking research has just revealed today that a complex sentence can be used to manipulate the human mind, so in this sentence somewhere is a psychological amemphism that subconsciously hypnotises the mind into doing something within the next five seconds, and if you read this sentence over and over again, you might just spot it!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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