Robin, get in the batmobile

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What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

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Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

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This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

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Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

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A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

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Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

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Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

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A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

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How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

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A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

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im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

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I'm at my grandmothers house right now

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whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

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Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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