- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

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