- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

roses are red violets are blue

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

The WPGA tour

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

ever tried african food? they neither

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

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