A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on whenever you have to 'pee' just tell me that you have to 'whisper.'" Then the mother, realizing how her son could later become confused, clarified. She said, "You can say you have to pee as long as you say it in a quiet voice." The boy understood. There were no problems afterwards.

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Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

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A Duck walks into a bar.

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This dog can only sniff marijuana.

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How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

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I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

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What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

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Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

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what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

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My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

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yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

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Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

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Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

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Shea's sty....

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why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

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I was watching this movie..... its over now.

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Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

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Knock knock Shut up

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want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

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What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

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A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

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