- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

Why was 6 afraid of 8 because 8 kidnap 7

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

I work at jcpenny

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

I LIKE TRAINS

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

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