- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

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What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

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Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

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Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

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