This is funny.

What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

Praise Paisley

Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

What's funny? Women's rights.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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