- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

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