What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

Girl: Want to stay over at mine tonight? Guy: Yeah I'd love to! Girl: Tough, you can't

What happens when you have nothing to do and you can't think of a joke? You just type whatever you want and hope to god someone likes it.

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A black man comes home from work.

my dick is like a bridge. i dont know why.

One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

Boston was having so much fun everyone was running and screaming

You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

whats the capital of congo famine

What's worse than bombs? Nukes

What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

What's worse than giong to Hell? Nothing. Hell is as bad as it gets.

What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

A old man walks into a hospital He doesn't come back out

How do you annoy Lady Gaga? Stab her with a knife.

What do you call a person with no arms? Armless.

Why can't Helen Keller conduct a Train. Because she is dead.

im at school

A: why did the kid run out of lead B: because his dad broke into his house raped his wife and stoll everything he owned

A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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