- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

why did the duck cross the road? because his dk was stuck in the chickens a....

roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

Peas

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

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