a horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks why the long face? the horse, incapable of understanding any human dialect, promptly shits on the floor and leaves

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What do you get when you cross a leopard and Chuck Norris? I don't know. Probably something like a furry yellow Chuck Norris with black spots and sharp teeth.

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Why were there bones on the moon? The cow diden't make it.

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Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

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How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

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If you're havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son, your mother and I once had those problems but we got through it.

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Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

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Rejected Disney titles: - 1,000,000,001 Dalmatians: The Need of Neutering - Beauty and the Bricks - Zambi: the Walking Deer - The Iron King 2: Simba's Ferride - The Little Mormon - Cinderella 4: The Fairy Godfather and his Mafia - Tarzipan of the Choco-Apes - Brother Boar - Home on Deranged - The Emperor's New Sith Apprentice - Mickey and the Mousetrap - Lilo and B**ch

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Knock knock

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of chicken? A lot.

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ADAM FANTUZZI SUCKS KIRANS BALL SACK

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Man walks into an apple store. Shortly after he leaves with a fully charged phone.

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Q: Why does Bill Gates give so much money to charity? A: Because he wants to improve the lives of his fellow human beings, and also excessive wealth would be detrimental to his children.

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Obama being reelected.

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How do you have problems paying your monthly mortgage if you live in a box emmanuel

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Sally with prosthetic arms.

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A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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Did you here about the man who dropped a glass? It broke.

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Bad grammers.

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

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How do you make a boy cry? Kill his family

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What do you call a whale driving a plane? A horibble massacre.

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Why was the black guy in jail He was a jail guard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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