- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

why did the girl fall of the swing someone threw a refrigerator at her

How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

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