What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

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two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

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I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

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Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

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What is the difference?

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Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

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"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

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Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

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Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

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Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

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What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

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Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

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What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

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What do you get when you cross a cow with an elephant? A deformed organism

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Why can you punish cows but not fish? Because you can ground beef, but not fish!

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Your mama's p*ssy is so stank, she should probably consult her physician as she may have an easily treatable infection.

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Their is a stripper, a prostitute, and a pole dancer on a plane that is about to crash. They all die.

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What's worse than getting bit by a spider? getting bit by two spiders What's worse than getting bit by two spiders? getting raped What's worse than getting raped? a butterfly landing on you

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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one day there was an ugly barnicle. he was SSSOOO ugly that everyone died the end -patrick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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