What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

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"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

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Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

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How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

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What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

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If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

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why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

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Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

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Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

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friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

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Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

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What did you get for your birthday? I got older

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Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ted. Come in.

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

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69!!! (its funny cause i made a referance to 69)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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