What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

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I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

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What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

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A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

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So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

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Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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there once was a black man who played basketball

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-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

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what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

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why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

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Justin Beiber's Talent.

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Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

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What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

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How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

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Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

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What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

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Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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