- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

The Earth is a nice place to live.

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in an apple within a worm inside your apple...

What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

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