- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

Microwave

What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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