If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

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What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

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What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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I read the terms of service.

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

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Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

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why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

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whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

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Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

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What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

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adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

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why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

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How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

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nobody move, or i'll kill myself, then her!

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Sorry, had it not been for my contacts, you would all have ended up in prison because of "The Wiz", I know you got a clean plate, but this guy was doing some seriously dirty laundry claiming to be working for "The Order", again it is best you all keep low, I will make sure my men evacuate this place as soon as we have rigged the game to your favor. As far as we can tell, he was the only one leaking Intel, but I suggest you keep an close eye on the rest of your boys and girls.

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shut up elliot

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yo mamas so dumb she named her house butt and her son crack and then she called the police saying I looked all over my butt and i can not find my crack.

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwimg out all the W&Ws

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one time, a fancy business man walked into a bar. but then he figured out that he wasnt supposed to be there. so he politely apologized to the mortician an and he granted him permission to exit the closet.

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