- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

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How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

Some people like melon and others like soup.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

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