- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What word rhymes with orange? -Adult onset diabetes

why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

What's green, long, and covered in forks? Grass. I lied about the forks.

What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

what is the difference between a indian and a trampoline? you take you shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

How do you teach an old dog a new trick? Answer: You can't

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

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