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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

Water? I hardly know her.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

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