- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

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What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

Get Outta Here We're Closed!

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

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