Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

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What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

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What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

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How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

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Badabing.

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What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

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So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

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Basically copying you.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

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What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

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Refrigerator

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three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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