I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

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An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

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A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

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How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

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Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

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Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

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Remember IRON MAN 3! Subscribe to www.prettypleasehelpmeforgethatpieceofshitmovie.com

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Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

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Well that explains a lot, thank you.

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National security?

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

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Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

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guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

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An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

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Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

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how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

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Your gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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