What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? Stuck

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet, so he/she can put it down.

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Why do migets laught when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jon "Bones" Jones will be fighting Rashad Evans for the Light Heavyweight title tonight at 10PM Eastern time at UFC145.

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Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

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Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

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why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

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What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

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Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

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Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

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Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

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Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

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Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

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What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

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Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

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I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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