what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

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seek beauty

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BOTTOM!!!

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

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Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

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What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

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What's brown and slimy? brown slime

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Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

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my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

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Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

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What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

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What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

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their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

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What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

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Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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