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Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

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An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

When I get aroused I get a solid snake

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

What does two plus two equal? 4

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.