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A terrorist robs a walrus.

Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

wanna hear a joke? i dont

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

vote this down and i will DOX you

how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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