What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

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how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

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vote this down and i will DOX you

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What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

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Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

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What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

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Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

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Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

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Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

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Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

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How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

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CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

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A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

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What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

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http://citizenmcgeedotcom.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/borat-banana-hammock.jpg?w=300

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What do you call an african american child that hasn't eaten in a week? hungry.

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head on into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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Roses are red Violets are blue you smaell funny just like my poo! this came from the BOTTOM of our hearts!

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Anti Joke

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