- Anti Joke

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.