- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

Cancer.

What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

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