- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

women's rights

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know either, i'm just wondering why a chicken is trying to cross the road!

Q why did the kids make fun of timmy A because he was an android with al chunk of metal added accidentally where a real boys crotch would be. Bwilkster

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

What's great about taking a shower with a twelve year old girl. Pulling her hair back and making her look like a six year old

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

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