A man and his young child walk into a clinic to get physical check-up. The man learns from the physicist he doesn't mater. His wife remarries and start having frequent sex and the child is scarred for life. This is irrelevant because both parents don't exist and this is all a constant delusion in an psychiatric hospital.

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What's the difference between a stepfather and a turkey? A stepfather is a man who married a woman who has already had a family with another man but the man does not mind because he has fallen deeply in love with her and wants to spend the rest of his life with the woman. A turkey is completely different in many respects.

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Why did Justin Bieber break his leg? Because, like you and I, he is faced with the same challenges and dangers on a daily basis, and should all take necessary precautions in his every day life.

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Guess where my mom lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my dad lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my aunt lives Utah!?!?!? NO!!!! Trick Question b... she's dead

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why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

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Q: What's worse than one dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? A: One dead baby in ten trash cans.

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What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

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What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

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What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

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What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

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North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

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what do you call your mama at the gas station

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Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted *sobs*

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What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

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what is very tall and red a very tall red building

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Tilt your screen back

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what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

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A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

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why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

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A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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