One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

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How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

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What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

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a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

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What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

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What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

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Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

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Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

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What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

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A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

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So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

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a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

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Anti Joke

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