- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

Jimmy Saville

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

What made the lady dance? Bandz!

a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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