Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

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Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

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How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

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Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

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how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

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It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

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Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

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Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

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vote this down and i will DOX you

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A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

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what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

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How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

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Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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