- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

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