What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

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What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

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The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

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How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

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Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

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Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

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What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

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What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

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Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

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