Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

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Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

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What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

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I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

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What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

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knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

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"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

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how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

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Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

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Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

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if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

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Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

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If you took all the veins in your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

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How did baby Bobby spend his summer vacation? He didn't, he died from heat exhaustion.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? If the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are because there are no replacement light bulbs, the don't have transportation, and the nearest store is 10 miles away. In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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a man walks in to a bar he says "what can i get for a free beer" the bartender says "okay but first you have to make my donkey laugh" so he goes in there and makes it laugh and gets a free beer ant then the next day he goes in and says "what can i get for a free beer" the bartender says "okay but first you have to make my donkey cry" so he goes in there and makes the horse cry and the bartender says " i will give you a free beer but first tell me what you did to make my donkey laugh and cry" the man says " first to make the donkey laugh i told the donkey i had a bigger penis than him then to make him cry i showed him

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A man is sitting on a park bench crying. A blonde walks by and asks him why he's sad. The man proceeds to explain he just lost his children in a custody battle with his ex wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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