- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some jokes rhyme, But this one doesn't

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

a black man did not eat chicken.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

i just pooped that is all!

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

I can count to potato.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

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