- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

Badabing.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

Basically copying you.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

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