- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

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