this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

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What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

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Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

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What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

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What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

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Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

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What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

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You have friends

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What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

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Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

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Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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