There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

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A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

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your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

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Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

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Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

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what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

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Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

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Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

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why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

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All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

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Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

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A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

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a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

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So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

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just in time?

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why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

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What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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