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a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Why are trees green? I have no idea

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."