- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

I forgot what i was gonna say

Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

This is sparta No this is patrick

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

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