Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

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When is a door not a door? Never.

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whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

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Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

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What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

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"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

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What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

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Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

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A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

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Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

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how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

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What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

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What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

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Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

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Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

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- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

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An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

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What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

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