- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

Banana Hamock.

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Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

I have suicidal thoughts

What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

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