Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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