Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

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Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

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You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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womens rights

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

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Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

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How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

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What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

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What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

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Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

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Wilson: would you buy lottery when you grow up Mattuew: no theres no point Wilson: ask Xiangxi right next to you Mattuew: xiangxi, would you buy lottery if you grow up? Xiangxi: Prabably not, because the chance of winning a lottery is lower than becoming an astronaut Mattuew: the probability of you winning the lottery is higher than you finding a girlfriend

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Simon says.. Nothing because he is deaf, so therefor he would have to sign it to you.

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Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

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Smoke weed till i die nigga

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What's worse than getting struck by lightning? Getting struck while your in your house!!

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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What did the cannibal order at McDonalds? Big Mac, extra pickle, hold the mayo.

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Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

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kronkel spasm dizzle nork is short for: i cant believe you bought a ninja monkey to scratch your clownitis! i am randomly going to have a spasm cause i am down with that dizzle..... lets watch a show callled norks! i am pregnant with your baby ducky.

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Anti Joke

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