- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

i killed my family

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

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