- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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