Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

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What did the cannibal order at McDonalds? Big Mac, extra pickle, hold the mayo.

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Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

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What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

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A guy comes home from work every day to his wife, who always seems miserable. He decides that her unhappiness is making him unhappy aswell, so he sits her down to talk things over. It turns out she is depressed because she can't get a job and the back wheels of her wheelchair are rusting.

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why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

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whats black and red all over? a chalk board

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What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

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Vote this up

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why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

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Saggy Nipples By chan chan

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Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? I don't know. The woodchuck won't chuck wood.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

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It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

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Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

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If this becomes top-viewed I will post more milk related jokes

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GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

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daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

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Anti Joke

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