What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

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Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

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A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

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what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

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What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

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Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

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What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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