Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

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A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

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you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

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Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

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Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

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Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

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The Oakland Raiders

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What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: b/c it was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out if the tree? A: b/c it was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: b/c he thought it was a game. Q: Why did the toaster fall out of the tree? A: The branch snapped. Q: Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? A: She was hit by three monkeys and a toaster :( MAB99

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Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

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What's 8 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

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A duck walks into a bar, guess what the bartender does............ GIVES HIM A SEAT AND 6 FREE SHOTS! But instead of that the bartender promptly escort the duck out considering the fact that in all bars there is a no animal and/or pet policy so the duck went... and commitid a series of loud noises before he got to a hotel and hung itself, that is what any depressed hungover duck would do.

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Dear crush, I want to drink you

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How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

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Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

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Anti Joke

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