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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Abraham Lincoln tell a lie? Because he's dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Dave then complied, opened the door and let the police search his house. He was then found innocent of drug related charges.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

Guess who is violent. Osama

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

Knock knock Come in

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

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