Why did the TV fall of a cliff? Because a nice man was donating it to the homeless shelter which hangs over a cliff. The man placed the TV in the back room on the floor. There was a weak spot on the floor and when the fattest homeless person walked over the floor, the floor broke which was a HUGE inconvenience because he TV and the fat man fell through the floor and over the cliff, luckily the TV was plugged in so it was hanging by the cord but an old lady with Alzheimer's forgot that there was a hole in the floor and unplugged the TV so she could clean the switches. In the end the TV fell off the cliff.

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Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

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whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

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Albert <3 Hunter

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Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

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Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

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What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

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how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

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Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

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How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

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Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

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What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

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What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

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Did nims chinnie? Fins.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

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What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

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What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

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why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

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James Patrick Campbell

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When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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