- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

Once upon a time, The end.

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

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