- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

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