- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

Guess what? AIDS!

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

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