What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

Racial equality.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

Velcro. What a rip off.

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

SBB

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

there once was a black man who played basketball

Woman rights.

You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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