Q: Whats funny about the Holocaust A: Nothing

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Women's Professional _________

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why did the chicken cross the road? the sudden lack of sidewalk dictated as such.

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A man serves his wife dinner. She laughes and tells him it tastes funny. He then procedes to tell her that is because he put large amounts of poision into the food.

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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Yo' momma is so fat, that- Wait. Sorry. Too far?

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Q: A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? A:They both take turns, because they are driving across the country and it would be hard for one of them to drive the entire way.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky, It hit one of the random green pipes.

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PICKLES

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An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

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How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

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why is cancer a big thing because its bad

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I regret everything.....

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Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

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(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

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why did the man die? he had cancer

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Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

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Q- Why? A- Why not?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

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What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

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Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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