- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

it's easy to take part, just type your text below!

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

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a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

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