- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

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In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

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