Knock knock. Who's there? Ted. Come in.

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Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

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What has 4 legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you a pool table

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What's up with airplane food? Well I am a big fan of peanuts, so nothing

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Why didn't the black guy get paid for doing work hard at labor? it was the year of 1860!!

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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If a small quiz is a quizicle then what is a small test? A quiz.

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What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? "Robin, get in the car."

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Me "knock knock" Tramp "who's there" Me "nobody you havent got a door"

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I'm a poet and I just didn't realise

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Send "What Makes You Beautiful" Ringtone to your CellShowHideSong Notes - Go behind the words! You're insecure, don't know what for You're turning heads when you walk through the do-o-or Don't need make-up - to cover up Being the way that you are is eno-o-ough Everyone else in the room can see it Everyone else but you Baby you light up my world like nobody else The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed the way you smile at the ground, it ain't hard to tell You don't know Oh oh You don't know you're beautiful! If only you saw what I could see you'd understand why I want you so desperatley Right now I'm looking at you and I can't believe You don't know Oh oh You don't know you're beautiful! Read more: ONE DIRECTION - WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL LYRICS http://www.metrolyrics.com/what-makes-you-beautiful-lyrics-one-direction.html#ixzz1sJdk3KHD Copied from MetroLyrics.com

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I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

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What is yellow, and cannot swim? A School Bus.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both fruit. Except the elephant.

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What is large, heavy, tastes like poptarts, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A semi truck full of poptarts

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Why couldn't the blonde write the number eleven? She was paralyzed.

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69!!! (its funny cause i made a referance to 69)

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What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

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What happened to timmy? He had downsyndrome and walked off a cliff

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What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

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whats deead and gone lewis`s dog. well now it is

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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