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A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

This statement is false.

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

a. why? b. because

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes