- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mother is so fat that her doctor advised her to stick to a strict diet and exercise routine to help her lose weight

what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

who do we all like george goodburn

Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

My name is Jeff

How many napkins does it take to tack to the moon? Purple, snakes don't have elbows

OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

A guy walks into a bar and says "ouch!" The bartender says "are you okay?" "Yeah I just stubbed my toe" Then the guy walks it off, and then orders a drink.

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