Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

Horse with a chair on his head.

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

Holocaust jokes aren't funny

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

Women's Rights.

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