- Anti Joke

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?