What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

Women's Rights.

compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

Anti Joke

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